pumpernicklefagbag:

ragehappystolemysleep:

harrystylesnickgrimshaw:

when I’m a parent, I’m going to give my child the day of the full moon off from school every month and see how long it takes the administration to notice

reason 325 why tumblr users should never be parents

reason 325 why tumblr users should definitely be parents

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Wibbly Wobbly Challenge: Favourite ship in the colour spectrum
“The Doctor in the TARDIS with Rose Tyler, just as it should be.”

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thewritingfortress:

missmurrka:

lvl666blastoise:

sb1206:

dave-vriska:

NO BUT SERIOUSLY THIS SCENE IS REALLY REVEALING THINK ABOUT EVERYTHING SQUIDWARD DOES IN THE SHOW THROUGH THE LENS OF SOMEONE SUFFERING FROM PTSD AND IT ALL MAKES SENSE

SQUIDWARD IS A WAR VETERAN

EVERYTHING I THOUGHT I KNEW WAS A LIE

OMFG

Except that in this episode spongebob had eaten a pie with a bomb in it and squidward spent the day being his friend because he thought he was going to explode at sunset??

It was a nice try though. 

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barefootsockmonkeys:

My cat is pushing 12 years, and she can’t properly groom herself, so, we get her shaved once a year. Every time we get back from the vet, she acts like she’s had an existential crisis.
She’s been there for 2 hours.

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buzzfeed:

Making my way downtownWalking fastFaces passAnd I’m home bound
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buzzfeed:

Making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I’m home bound

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